Here there be monsters (socratic) wrote,
Here there be monsters
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Can't sleep, clowns will eat me

The reason I'm awake stringing together incoherent entries and coughing is that when I tried to sleep I heard noises in my head. They were zinging and zapping noises, like there was a bolt of electricity shooting between my ears, or a projectile whizzing between them. I keep telling myself that it's just sinus pressure re-stabilizing and causing bubbles in the fluid between the ears. Either that or psychosomatic. This makes perfect sense to me. It still freaked me out a little. I have a really vivid imagination and it kept telling me that the noises were communications from aliens or supernatural creatures. I didn't like that much, and I couldn't sleep anyway because it was loud. I'll be up for a bit more before heading to sleep.

To amuse fumoffu while I'm awake being a total girly-man here's a poll:

Poll #371402 Am I a closeted homosexual

From my journal or other communications you have had with me, do I come off as gay

Yes, you are pretty clearly a homosexual, and judging by this poll getting ready to come out
0(0.0%)
Yes, you are a homosexual, just deep in the closet
1(7.1%)
How would I know about your sexuality?
4(28.6%)
I suspect that you may be pretty bi for a white guy
0(0.0%)
You're asexual, attractive and attracted to nobody
2(14.3%)
You seem to be a heterosexual with a very low sex drive
2(14.3%)
You appear to be a heterosexual with a deep appreciation for the deeper aspects of the female soul
1(7.1%)
You're a horny bastard who just won't admit it. ADMIT IT!
4(28.6%)
You're a typical sexist pigdog of a man. Oinkbark
0(0.0%)
You don't give me polls, you give me cold comfort
0(0.0%)

Any other pressing things to tell me?

How offended are you by this poll?

So offended that I can't tell you, perhaps my lawyer will be able to
1(7.1%)
Annoyed enough to stop reading your tripe
0(0.0%)
Takes up too much space on my friends page, otherwise don't care
0(0.0%)
Not really offended at all. It's beneath my notice.
9(64.3%)
It might a positive, if slight, impact on my day and my life
4(28.6%)


Turnabout is fair play.
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