Here there be monsters (socratic) wrote,
Here there be monsters
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Realities of modern life.

The rich get richer. I'm pretty sure my housekeeper is stealing from me at this point. I had an envelope of $100 from my boss that I put down somewhere safe and now it's gone. This is after a $100 bill vanished from a drawer awhile back. I'm going to need to find a safer hiding place I guess, but it's sad. I like her and I hate this sort of situation. Without proof I'm not going to levy any accusations, but I don't have another explanation. I am one of those people who is extremely disorganized but sort of knows where everything is and I don't lose money.

I'm going upstate today after all thanks to a complicated set of circumstances I don't really want to discuss. Yipee. It's times like this I really wish I had a laptop, not so much for the Internet but so I could take my writing with me. Writing with paper and a pen is for LOSERS. Total and complete LOSERS. I can't emphasize that enough. It's slow, unwieldy, difficult to edit, and just generally a pain in the ass. I can think of body parts I'd rather leave down here than my computer.

People always say "If I had it to do all over again I'd do it..." but I think we do what we do for a reason, for the most part. I was thinking recently, as I prepare to die, that if I had to do it all over again I'd probably like to do it in good shape. Then I realized that would entail doing it over again CONSTANTLY HUNGRY and I shut up.
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