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Razor Ruddock

This is for the DUDES who read this journal ONLY. Also it should probably be mostly for the straight dudes, since it's about hygiene, and many homosexuals are OVERLY HYGIENIC. Gay dude feedback will be noted, but with less weight because it has HIGH STANDARDS.

So, dudes, how often do you change your razor blade? This is something that has puzzled me for some time. Is it supposed to be weekly? Monthly? More? Is it like a toothbrush or more like a roll of toilet paper.

This is assuming you do not have an overly heavy beard and shave about once a day, give or take.

P.S. Women, I don't want to hear about you shaving your legs or lady parts. I'm still pissed that you won't go to your BIBLE PRESCRIBED HUT OF SHAME when you menstruate. Bitches.

P.P.S. For those who plan to mock me for not knowing the ins and outs of shaving yet at my age, well, maybe it's because MY FATHER COMMITTED SUICIDE WHEN I WAS 12 YEARS OLD. I had to learn to shave at summer camp because there was nobody around to teach me what it means to be a MAN. I had to go through all that teenage stuff without a father and with the knowledge that mine KILLED HIMSELF. What? Oh. The mocking's not so funny now is it? NOT SO FUNNY NOW.

HELL YEAH I played the dad suicide card. I'd do it again in a SECOND!
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