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When he asks you to pretend to be an Olsen twin it's a little creepy. By the time he's telling you to say "Cut it out" just like Dave did you'll be thanking your lucky stars that he can still score primo coke.
Dye job. You wouldn't think it but...yeah...dye job.
Goes limp in 5 seconds if you mention his pubic hair comb over.
Can't be aroused without the help of Rod Stewart music and golden showers.
A very sensitive lover who very much enjoys a woman's body. We made love backstage at a Calgary Boys Choir concert. Absolutely wonderful.
Smaller than you think. No, still smaller. Smaller. Smaller. That's about rig-- no..smaller.
Left his erection in the restaurant and refused to go back for it.
World's #1 fan of testicle stomping.
Thinks he's like Hilary Hahn performing Il Cimento dell' Armenia e dell'invenzione on a Stradivarius, but would more aptly be described as Gilbert Gottfried playing Here Comes the Bride on a broken kazoo.
Really into written erotica, especially slash.