Is it just me?
I've determined that the gay manpurse is a good idea. I can't communicate with females, I can't even come close. I'm not even talking romantically, I mean I can't communicate with them on any level. Never really have been able to.
I don't actually have to sleep with guys just because I wear a manpurse, right? I mean I can just be a closet straight. Or maybe I should become a Monk. Or move to Alaska, where it's like 5 guys for every girl. So you see there are a lot of exciting options available to me at this time.