Here there be monsters (socratic) wrote,
Here there be monsters
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You ever get the feeling that you'd like to spend the rest of your life just lying in a cool room listening to Tom Waits and dreaming of scotch?

Is it just me?

I've determined that the gay manpurse is a good idea. I can't communicate with females, I can't even come close. I'm not even talking romantically, I mean I can't communicate with them on any level. Never really have been able to.

I don't actually have to sleep with guys just because I wear a manpurse, right? I mean I can just be a closet straight. Or maybe I should become a Monk. Or move to Alaska, where it's like 5 guys for every girl. So you see there are a lot of exciting options available to me at this time.
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