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Must Love WHAT YOU SAY?

Certain movies seem to exist for no reason at all (Wing Commander) and others seem to exist for reasons other than those which their creators claim are behind their creation. Must Love Dogs is such a movie. Having seen it (What? You don't love the Cusak? How can you call yourself a human being if you're not in love with John Cusak AT THIS VERY MOMENT? His smile. His charm. His glossy coat. His long, floppy ears.) I firmly believe it exists for only one reason. To inspire fun porno parody names! Surely not to actually be WATCHED as a movie, not with its ridiculous plot, bad characters, and ending so stupid that it makes Batman Begins look like genius!

Feel free to add your own in the comments.

Poll #762069 Must love Blank

What is the best name for the porno parody of Must Love Dogs?

Must Love Cock
0(0.0%)
Must Love Sex
0(0.0%)
Must Love Midgets
3(23.1%)
Must Love DP
0(0.0%)
Must Love Herpes
2(15.4%)
Must Love Yourself
0(0.0%)
Must Love Teens
0(0.0%)
Must Love Pussy
0(0.0%)
Must Love Goldfarb
0(0.0%)
Must Love Bukkake
6(46.2%)
Must Love Dogs
2(15.4%)
Must Love Horses
0(0.0%)
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