Here there be monsters (socratic) wrote,
Here there be monsters
socratic

TOM, PLEASE, NO, I HAVE A FAMILY.



Spielberg struggled mightily but was ultimately no match for Tom Cruise's comprehensive knowledge of award show sodomy and superhuman strength. The famed director is in stable condition at Cedars-Sinai and will undergo colon reconstructive surgery on Thursday.
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