Here there be monsters (socratic) wrote,
Here there be monsters
socratic

My mom is so Jewish.

I went to her house to feed the cat and noticed that she'd bought a new blender (The package was sitting out with the mail, which I brought in.) I called her to ask if I could take the old one, which still works, it just has a warped top. We talked and she started insisting that I take the NEW one and leave the old one for her. So now I don't know exactly what to do. I mean I don't want to steal her new blender, but she'll probably be annoyed now if I just take the old one. And I do need a blender for the new place.

Presbyterians don't have these problems.

Poll #881522 Blendah

Which would you take?

The old one
15(88.2%)
The new one
0(0.0%)
Neither
0(0.0%)
Both
0(0.0%)
IF YOU LIKE PINA COLADAS!
2(11.8%)
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