Here there be monsters (socratic) wrote,
Here there be monsters
socratic

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I REJECT YOU ALL

I signed on to LJ talk to see if anybody wanted to talk to me, because I am extremely charming and interesting and totally worth talking to.

Nobody did.
Not a one.
Not even naruvonwilkins who, let's face it, is very boring and only wants to talk about trains and bike paths all the time and would be LUCKY to have someone of my caliber speak to him.

Even trainboy didn't want to talk to me.

So in response I am REJECTING all of you. Every last one. You don't want to talk to me? I don't want to talk to you. Yes, YOU. YOU most of all. Here I am all prepared to talk about topics of INFINITE interest, or even the latest trend in light-rail planning (You're yawning already...see how boring it is?) and you are all out there giving me a shoulder that, if it is not cold, is at MOST lukewarm. Well I give you the lukewarm shoulder right back. I reject you, I will NOT be sending you lutefisk this holiday season, which you were very much looking forward to.

Instead do you know what you are getting? A good shunning. Shun shun shun. I hope you learned something from this.
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