My roommate has his friend, a woman from Japan, staying here for the next week or so. He will be staying at his girlfriend's house. So for all intents and purposes my 6'4" Italian roommie is transforming into a 5'0" Japanese woman. I'm relatively nonplussed, but I will have to make sure to wear pants at all times except in my room with a closed door. Maybe I should tie a string around my finger.