- 1st
- 01:33 am Familiar territory trod once more. Stepping on my own footprints without a care for you.
- 07:36 pm Michael Jackson loves the little children, all the children of the world. - 1 comment
- 07:45 pm Celebrities say the craziest things
- 07:55 pm I been up - 4 comments
- 2nd
- 11:34 pm Terrible confession - 2 comments
- 3rd
- 10:52 pm I'd like a raspberry torte, with a dab of whipped cream on the top, dusted with sugar, and reformed - 9 comments
- 11:52 pm I ain't got the skillz to pay the billz - 2 comments
- 5th
- 12:32 am I vouch for this man as a fine upstanding citizen. Now me, ehhh...not so much. - 2 comments
- 08:49 am Why Fox News is fun - 1 comment
- 11:20 am The short shot.
- 7th
- 03:35 pm Boring stuff about food and commerce. - 2 comments
- 9th
- 12:35 am It seems that I have to walk until my legs burn if I want a clear thought - 9 comments
- 10th
- 12:52 am Weird habits - 6 comments
- 03:58 pm Affirmative action for laughter - 3 comments
- 11th
- 02:17 am I'm a normal nerd in a plastic world - 32 comments
- 11:44 pm Insecurity. It's how I roll. Rated R for a gay metaphor. - 11 comments
- 11:52 pm Unfinished BIDNESS - 1 comment
- 12th
- 09:23 am Sensitivity training - 13 comments
- 09:46 am All the other kids are doing it - 10 comments
- 12:34 pm Sublimely ridiculous - 3 comments
- 09:06 pm This just in, society is silly - 9 comments
- 13th
- 12:47 am I want to thank god for having remarkably poor judgement - 3 comments
- 12:18 pm This puddle is sort of like the grand canyon, only smaller and full of water. And no burro trails.
- 12:50 pm Argh matey, here be a list - 1 comment
- 11:05 pm Thwarted - 13 comments
- 14th
- 12:55 am Fresh style, cum and get it. - 3 comments
- 09:36 pm Evenings with grass and crickets - 12 comments
- 16th
- 03:12 pm It's raining cats and dogs and blood. Coffee grounds eaten straight from the can, no water. - 9 comments
- 04:46 pm Everyone is different every sperm is sacred - 1 comment
- 08:05 pm "I'm not a violent man, Murphy. No wait. That's not true." - 3 comments
- 17th
- 11:03 am Ownership society of laws - 5 comments
- 01:29 pm Ouch, I think I pulled my cerebellum
- 07:17 pm Edna, not Gladys
- 18th
- 11:11 pm The kid has left the picture - 4 comments
- 20th
- 01:08 am Too much inspiration not enough perspiration
- 04:38 pm Policy for a perfect world has no place in this one
- 04:49 pm Hey, what if we got Richie Rich to promote this? He's real folksy. - 19 comments
- 10:04 pm At least 30-something New York women find my sardonic humor funny! - 6 comments
- 21st
- 01:29 am Meme stolen from rpeate like it was a Florida black man's vote and I was ol' Jeb. - 3 comments
- 03:03 pm Look at me. I'm all affirmational. I'm fucking Tony Robbins over here. Not in that way. - 6 comments
- 03:28 pm Sucking: Sometimes it's not a choice - 3 comments
- 08:48 pm Dream a little dream for me. Leave out the pickles.
- 08:52 pm Me me me me me me me - 4 comments
- 22nd
- 01:18 am Trick yourself into enjoying foliage - 2 comments
- 10:15 pm Bring on the pigskin! - 2 comments
- 23rd
- 03:28 pm Churning in the darkness
- 24th
- 04:15 pm Curly fo eye - 7 comments
- 25th
- 12:06 am Greatest threat to western civilization? Metrosexuals. God damned metrosexuals. - 11 comments
- 03:47 pm Thank heaven for little girls, because little girls NEVER DO ANYTHING DIRTY!!! ! - 4 comments
- 26th
- 10:53 am Riders by the river
- 06:15 pm Emotionally clenched like an anus in a prison shower.
- 11:52 pm Poor dope. If only he'd made it to Dayton. - 7 comments
- 29th
- 09:41 am My return to the land of darkness.
- 30th
- 03:46 pm Driving and drinking, in that order.
- 31st
- 09:26 am The end of summer - 5 comments
- 05:14 pm You've got to fight for your right to parlay (your love into a career) - 8 comments
