December 19th, 2004

Short hair suspicion

Too slow too fat too dead

pggmilltn points out that the leading cause of death among pregnant women is homicide. To that I say, of course. If you're going to kill someone a pregnant woman is a pretty good target. She's slow, heavy, and her hormones make her not only unpredictable but mean that people will assume she's overreacting when she talks about that guy she's seen standing in the shadows and watching her. In related news heavyweight boxers are rarely murdered.
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