Enter at your own risk
April 2005
- 1st
- 01:37 pm: If you try sometimes, you just mind find, you get screwed. - 2 comments
- 2nd
- 03:06 pm: Consider the hatches battered - 8 comments
04:16 pm: Unwanted advice - 13 comments
- 3rd
- 12:18 pm: The lights go out - 13 comments
04:05 pm: To the extreme I rock a pope like a vandal, turn off the lights I'll wax his ass like a candle
04:34 pm: Dear cable company - 1 comment
05:58 pm: The great existential question posed by a day of writing, treadmilling, and livejournaling - 30 comments
08:29 pm: NEWSFLASH - 5 comments
- 4th
- 10:28 am: WARNING WARNING WARNING. Offensive content ahead - 16 comments
01:50 pm: Realization - 1 comment
08:33 pm: Tivo my heart from breaking - 2 comments
09:43 pm: The death of the past - 5 comments
- 5th
- 11:46 am: Work uninterrupted - 1 comment
11:22 pm: The history of the chair - 7 comments
- 6th
- 01:50 am: Fear and opportunity - 13 comments
06:18 am: My TiVo is a cunning linguist - 4 comments
11:43 pm: What do you want more than life?
- 8th
- 12:35 am: Jesus loves the children, only when they are quite rich. The rest of them can die, or become a pie. - 28 comments
12:46 pm: GO BOBBY GO! - 2 comments
- 9th
- 04:42 pm: It's a sign of the times. - 16 comments
- 10th
- 11:12 pm: Fear never ends - 9 comments
- 11th
- 10:27 pm: I am a fortune teller - 9 comments
- 12th
- 01:02 am: On second thought maybe the whole judgment day thing isn't such a bad idea - 5 comments
11:11 am: It's magic time
11:09 pm: No remains of this day - 37 comments
- 13th
- 04:00 pm: Maybe this will work after all. - 8 comments
05:07 pm: Random thoughts -Practicing for the applications. - 9 comments
- 14th
- 09:04 pm: I'm going to do it - 6 comments
11:18 pm: More stylings. PLEASE PROVIDE CRITICISM - 20 comments
- 15th
- 01:28 pm: Opening monologue, draft one. - 8 comments
01:35 pm: Another script - 12 comments
- 16th
- 11:50 pm: Meh - 8 comments
- 17th
- 10:19 am: Another monologue attempt. Another strikeout. Hopefully I'm like Adam Dunn.
01:10 pm: The true death of the superfreak (MAZZIE DON'T READ THIS! IT WILL DESTROY YOU!!!) - 19 comments
- 18th
- 10:05 am: Where the market fails - 14 comments
12:53 pm: The Market Works! - 8 comments
- 19th
- 08:43 am: Happiness is found in whores and eight balls - 27 comments
02:45 pm: Clunky, but I'm not in the mood. - 8 comments
- 20th
- 11:41 am: Rejected jokes from a very flat bad brainstorm session. - 5 comments
06:52 pm: Sports 'humor' - 7 comments
- 22nd
- 04:11 pm: Pray for grace, punch em in the face - 1 comment
06:47 pm: Blah - 7 comments
- 23rd
- 08:45 pm: You hate em but I don't care! - 21 comments
- 24th
- 07:40 am: More bitter, less funny, I know. - 41 comments
11:57 am: Old Man Thoughts Shorter because I need to focus on funny - 20 comments
09:31 pm: Why I never fixed my iPod - 9 comments
- 25th
- 08:20 am: Punny=funny - 26 comments
11:31 am: Journalism - 12 comments
- 27th
- 02:44 pm: Kerpow - 15 comments
03:02 pm: Chapter 2 The Return of Boris - 14 comments
- 28th
- 08:59 pm: Game Review - Jade Empire - 4 comments
- 29th
- 11:51 am: The thrill is gone. - 9 comments
06:59 pm: I'm all about the feeling good - 8 comments
- 30th
- 12:21 am: Future? P-L-U-Perfect - 13 comments
