July 17th, 2006

pod

All quiet on the Middle Eastern front

Since the woes of the world seem to have worked themselves out over the weekend, let's ask the important question.

Poll #771832 The only thing that matters

If you had a paramour and a billion dollars would you sleep in the same room or come together to fuck then retreat to your own rooms?

I love to sleep in the same bed as the one I love
7(33.3%)
As a lone wolf, I sleep alone.
3(14.3%)
If I had a billion dollars I sure as shit wouldn't limit myself to one person.
5(23.8%)
She don't lie, she don't lie, she don't lie...cocaine
4(19.0%)
What? I mean what what? What?
2(9.5%)
pod

TOM, PLEASE, NO, I HAVE A FAMILY.



Spielberg struggled mightily but was ultimately no match for Tom Cruise's comprehensive knowledge of award show sodomy and superhuman strength. The famed director is in stable condition at Cedars-Sinai and will undergo colon reconstructive surgery on Thursday.