EDIT: Please note that these are not real movies, they exist PURELY in my head and as such are made up by me, although some quotes may be derivative of other things I've seen because every writer does this and it's hard to remember what's original and what's stolen until someone calls you a plagueristic jerk and slaps you with a lawsuit.
Do you want to be included in a Ben's Bad Made Up Movie Quotes filter?
Yes, I need more ammunition with which to destroy you
No, because it would spam my friends page with crap
No, because you're boring and pretentious
No, I don't read your crap anyway and I'd want to read this even less
No, and I don't need a reason
Imagine you did want to read it, would you want them in context or not?
Yes, I want to fully understand the scenario
Maybe a little bit of background when necessary
No, I'm looking for a few cheesy one-liners
No, less is more when it comes to you.
Please stop complaining and kill yourself already
Any more comments? You have 255 characters to make a fat man cry