EDIT: Please note that these are not real movies, they exist PURELY in my head and as such are made up by me, although some quotes may be derivative of other things I've seen because every writer does this and it's hard to remember what's original and what's stolen until someone calls you a plagueristic jerk and slaps you with a lawsuit.
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