I'm going upstate today after all thanks to a complicated set of circumstances I don't really want to discuss. Yipee. It's times like this I really wish I had a laptop, not so much for the Internet but so I could take my writing with me. Writing with paper and a pen is for LOSERS. Total and complete LOSERS. I can't emphasize that enough. It's slow, unwieldy, difficult to edit, and just generally a pain in the ass. I can think of body parts I'd rather leave down here than my computer.
People always say "If I had it to do all over again I'd do it..." but I think we do what we do for a reason, for the most part. I was thinking recently, as I prepare to die, that if I had to do it all over again I'd probably like to do it in good shape. Then I realized that would entail doing it over again CONSTANTLY HUNGRY and I shut up.