As a scientific effort to pinpoint the monumental effect the unleashing of The Safety Dance had on sexuality during the decade the 80's Cultural Institute is conducting the following poll. It is from a woman's perspective so if you are a non-woman answering it try to think about things from the perspective of a female. Here's a little tip for getting into a womanly mindset. Imagine you find Scott Baio COMPLETELY IRRESISTIBLE. Got that in your head? Alright, you're ready:
When I hear "The Safety Dance" I feel:
Men Without Hats are as Masculine as WHICH 80's icon, from gayest/least sexy to SMOKING HOT SUPERSTUD
# of guys you did (or would have done) the "Safety Dance" with
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