curiousAs a scientific effort to pinpoint the monumental effect the unleashing of The Safety Dance had on sexuality during the decade the 80's Cultural Institute is conducting the following poll. It is from a woman's perspective so if you are a non-woman answering it try to think about things from the perspective of a female. Here's a little tip for getting into a womanly mindset. Imagine you find Scott Baio COMPLETELY IRRESISTIBLE. Got that in your head? Alright, you're ready:
When I hear "The Safety Dance" I feel:
Hot Blooded
0(0.0%)
Hot For Teacher
0(0.0%)
Super Freaky
0(0.0%)
Tempted (by the fruit of another)
0(0.0%)
Young Lust
0(0.0%)
Down In It
0(0.0%)
Bad
0(0.0%)
An Eternal Flame (in my pants)
1(12.5%)
That I Still Haven't Found What I'm Looking For
0(0.0%)
Big Dumb Love
0(0.0%)
Just a Touch
1(12.5%)
Jessie's Girl
0(0.0%)
Sabrosa
1(12.5%)
Tainted Love
1(12.5%)
Like My Vagina Has Two Tickets to Paradise
0(0.0%)
Men Without Hats are as Masculine as WHICH 80's icon, from gayest/least sexy to SMOKING HOT SUPERSTUD
Boy George
1(12.5%)
Rick Springfield
1(12.5%)
Tommy Tutone
0(0.0%)
John Mellencamp
0(0.0%)
Adam Horowitz
3(37.5%)
Eddie Van Halen
0(0.0%)
Sting
1(12.5%)
George Michael
1(12.5%)
Prince
0(0.0%)
Michael Jackson
1(12.5%)
# of guys you did (or would have done) the "Safety Dance" with
0-5
2(28.6%)
5-10
0(0.0%)
10-25
1(14.3%)
25-50
1(14.3%)
50-100,000
3(42.9%)
Anything else to add?
