Oh baby...your pussy is like Lou Piniella.
Ladies and Gentlemen...Sweet Lou:
When you can tell a woman her genitals resemble a 64 year old ex-Yankee baseball manager known for blowing his top and getting ejected...and she doesn't grab her stuff and RUN...well...that my friends is a keeper.
To be fair to me the line after that was
...it's about to EXPLODE. On the other hand...
Yeah. So. I never claimed to be Joe Cool. Or Jim Cool. Or any of the Cool brothers.