Here there be monsters (socratic) wrote,
Here there be monsters

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Ben is SLICK with the bedroom talk

Actual words said in bed by socratic to my girlfriend lipstickboi:

Oh baby...your pussy is like Lou Piniella.

Ladies and Gentlemen...Sweet Lou:

When you can tell a woman her genitals resemble a 64 year old ex-Yankee baseball manager known for blowing his top and getting ejected...and she doesn't grab her stuff and RUN...well...that my friends is a keeper.

To be fair to me the line after that was's about to EXPLODE. On the other hand...

Yeah. So. I never claimed to be Joe Cool. Or Jim Cool. Or any of the Cool brothers.
Tags: bedroom talk, ben's so awesome., dorky, jenny, lou piniella, sex
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