Valet Parking Available.
Every commercial for this place has that written on the screen, and I have to wonder, who chooses their strip clubs based on the availability of valet parking?
"Hey Sam, want to go pay some chick $75 to shake her butt in your face?"
"I'm not sure. Is there valet parking? I'd hate to have to find my own car after dropping 3 C-notes in the champagne room."
Here's a tip. If you're too drunk to find your car you probably shouldn't be looking for it.
Seriously though, valet parking? That's how they want to sell their house of flesh? Plus imagine being the valet there. What kind of tips are you going to get?
"No, no, Jim. Don't shove that $5 bill down that girl's G-string, we gotta tip the valet." Right. I'm sure that happens constantly.