Here there be monsters (socratic) wrote,
Here there be monsters

Television is silly

Comedy Central has started running advertisements for strip clubs in New York City, figuring that anyone who's home at 10:30 PM watching comedy central likely lacks a social life and thus would want to pay women to remove their clothing. Whether or not this is true I don't know, however one of the advertisements features, in addition to a bunch of women talking in sultry voices and wearing as little as they can on a basic cable ad, an odd enticement.

Valet Parking Available.

Every commercial for this place has that written on the screen, and I have to wonder, who chooses their strip clubs based on the availability of valet parking?

"Hey Sam, want to go pay some chick $75 to shake her butt in your face?"

"I'm not sure. Is there valet parking? I'd hate to have to find my own car after dropping 3 C-notes in the champagne room."

Here's a tip. If you're too drunk to find your car you probably shouldn't be looking for it.

Seriously though, valet parking? That's how they want to sell their house of flesh? Plus imagine being the valet there. What kind of tips are you going to get?

"No, no, Jim. Don't shove that $5 bill down that girl's G-string, we gotta tip the valet." Right. I'm sure that happens constantly.
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