Here there be monsters (socratic) wrote,
Here there be monsters

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Dear Sirs and Madams of my friends list,

I hereby apologize for not including "Must Love Dongs" on my Must Love Dogs porn parody poll. We all make mistakes, but this one was particularly grievous. By failing to provide an obvious and viable option I not only subverted democracy, but I insulted you and provided something that was beneath your dignity. In fact I demeaned the entire Porn Parody Poll Process.

If you wish to delete this journal from your list and never speak to me again I fully understand. I cannot apologize enough for this oversight. It is not representative of the kind of person I would like to be.
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