Who knew that the problems in the middle east could be so easily and permanently solved? I mean this is a solution that not only works for everyone, but is SIMPLE AND CHEAP TO IMPLEMENT. Let's do it NOW, send a crazy guy to convert all the Muslims to Christianity so we can live a long and happy existence together until Jesus burns us in a lake of fire.
And what's the fate of the Jews in this scenario? GOOD GOOD LOVIN'! WHOLE LOTTA HUGGIN!