That sounds like a painful digestive condition, not a delicious Italian food that the whole world enjoys!
Seriously, does anyone actually think that language controls are a good thing? This is some ridiculous crap right here. This crap is straight up RIDONCULOUS.
Still we might consider doing the same thing in the united states. The first word to leave the language for being foreign? Douchebag. Turns out it's derived from the Persian term Mahmoud Ahmadinejad.