Here there be monsters (socratic) wrote,
Here there be monsters

Kiddie funtime

In the West we have the Cookie Monster, who sings "C is for cookie, that's good enough for me." (and now "Cookies are a sometimes food.)

In the Middle East they've got Sheik Muhammed Sharaf Al-Din who sings "The Jews are the people of treachery, betrayal, and vileness"

Now, murderous racism aside, that's a fucking terrible children's show. I mean really. The kids look bored, the guy's about as charismatic as a doormouse, and THERE ARE NO COOKIES.

What they NEED is a Martyr monster. "M is for Martyr, praise be to Allah. M is for Martyr, blow yourself up in a Jewish Disco."
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