On the one hand, that's friggin' hilarious. On the other hand...beats the hell out of opening for Paris Hilton and Jessica Simpson.
I kind of miss the days when our terrible music was just cheesy as hell pop and rock rather than cynical corporate swill. I mean when Journey played "Don't Stop Believin'" They MEANT IT! It wasn't because the computer program that calculates the appropriateness of specific melodies for the target demographics reported that inserting a few power chords into the bridge would increase sales by at least 7% in the southwestern region.