Here there be monsters (socratic) wrote,
Here there be monsters


I've stayed at my mom's place the last few nights. My Roommate is having sexy time with a British girl and I wanted to give him space. Sexy time has been extended now, though, and I need to get back to my new place. I need to MOVE IN THERE.

Why must my roommate be a sexytime player? Why can't he be loveless or have a girl stashed halfway across the universe like me?
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