Here there be monsters (socratic) wrote,
Here there be monsters
socratic

Pessimism

I've been clearing out a lot of the stuff stored at my mom's apartment because she wants to move my crap into a smaller room and turn my old room into a guest room. Among the crap I've found crammed into old drawers and shelves have been half a dozen condoms that expire in 2009. I threw them out. Based on the last couple months I probably won't have need of them before they go bad. I also found a tape recorder with an MC Hammer tape in it. The batteries still had charge in them. Apparently I was listening to an MC Hammer tape within the last 5 or so years. This may go towards explaining why I won't be needing condoms this year or next.
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