Mullah1: He's gone too far! Kissing the gloved hand of his teacher! It's pornographic!
Mullah2: I agree. We must crack down on women. Send a message that this kind of behavior will not be tolerated. How's your new wife?
Mullah1: Not so great. She cries during sex and is stubborn as an ox. I had to beat her 3 times this week.
Mullah2: Women are truly a burden. Perhaps you should divorce her.
Mullah1: I don't want to be hasty. She should be given a little more time. After all, she's only 12.