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Two hearts just to hold your love (charlie sheen)

So Charlie Sheen and Denise Richards are getting married. I guess this has been known for awhile although I didn't find it out until today because my free subscription to Entertainment Weekly dried up and I wasn't about to pay for that crappy magazine. I find this to be an interesting coupling because Charlie Sheen was a super playboy back in the day, I'm sure you all heard about how he was on Heidi Fleiss' client list towards the top and apparently enjoyed being whipped by a sock full of chicken fat wielded by a hooker in a cheerleader outfit (that rumor was never substantiated but I think it's a cool image of PURE debauchery) he also claimed to have slept with 5,000 women and was a huge drug addict. Once he got cleaned up he got a nice gig on a popular Sitcom and now is marrying the wet dream of many teen boys. Talk about your charmed life. That's an interesting thing about hollywood, no regrets no paying for mistakes. Anyway that bit of news just got me ruminating a bit about how the other side thinks in terms of sex and relationships. Fast and free. Are they happy?

Also my mom spent half the morning yelling at me because I used up the eggs and failed to replace them. I was GOING to replace them but I hadn't been to the store since I'd used them. It kind of irritates me how my mother not only drags up the past but also makes ludicrous claims. She says I NEVER go shopping for her even though I always ask her what she wants when I go to the store and I buy her stuff when I notice she's out of it. *Shrug* I'm really past the point of caring except she works herself up to such a state that I feel like she's going to have a heart attack. Jeff long ago taught me to calm down during confrontation (Don't think I didn't know you were doing that by letting me walk out and not following Jeffers McGee, you're not THAT clever) and I wish someone would teach my mother the same. For her sake.

Oh and I have never done a web test before but this one brought up too many old fond memories, so I had to do it. Enjoy!

I Am A: Neutral Good Elf Ranger Paladin


Alignment:
Neutral Good characters believe in the power of good above all else. They will work to make the world a better place, and will do whatever is necessary to bring that about, whether it goes for or against whatever is considered 'normal'.


Race:
Elves are the eldest of all races, although they are generally a bit smaller than humans. They are generally well-cultured, artistic, easy-going, and because of their long lives, unconcerned with day-to-day activities that other races frequently conccern themselves with. Elves are, effectively, immortal, although they can be killed. After a thousand years or so, they simply pass on to the next plane of existance.


Primary Class:
Rangers are the defenders of nature and the elements. They are in tune with the Earth, and work to keep it safe and healthy.


Secondary Class:
Paladins are the Holy Warriors. They have been chosen by a God/dess to be their representative on Earth, and must follow the code of that deity, or risk severe penalties. They tend towards being righteous, but not generally to excess.


Find out What D&D Character Are You?, courtesy ofNeppyMan (e-mail)

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